St Cellach's Preparations

Forget about St Patrick's Day! We proudly present St Cellach, the newly appointed patron saint of Scholar's Centre celebrations.

And in preparation for the glorious day (April 1):

The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

I don't know if I believe that...